(via fabulouslyobscene)
Why He’s Hot:
- Mmmm Brandon Boyd. He’s the lead singer of the insanely awesome band Incubus and not only does he have some serious pipes, but he plays guitar and writes the songs as well. He’s so hot that even his fellow band members can’t keep their hands off of him.
- He’s the quintessential delicious California boy, with the skating and surfing and perma-tan, the long lean body and casual style. He’s a really chill, laid back guy. You know those types, they are the ones that like long walks on the beach, but not in the cheesy match.com way - in the let’s smoke some weed as we walk until the sand stops and talk about how fucking intense it is that there’s a whole ‘nother world under that water over there before we find a pier to fuck under.
- He rages against the machine. He’s a vegan, a feminist, and an atheist. He’s all about living not only the good life but a good life and with a smile like his, it wouldn’t be hard for him to convince you to throw on some Toms, give up bacon and join him in his hippie existence.
- He’s an artist and a damn good one. He designed his own tattoos, he paints, and he and his band mate Jose drew all the art for their video Drive. How sexy is that? I wouldn’t mind the paint on his fingers transferring to my clothes, skin and sheets, and neither would you.
- Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, look at those goddamn obliques. I’ll just end this here. Happy Thanksgiving mother fuckers. *drops keyboard and walks away*
